Tuesday, December 31, 2013
Rish Performs "The Concrete Mixer" by Mister Ray Bradbury on Audible
The story was published in 1949, in a pulp magazine, and later republished in Bradbury's collection, "The Illustrated Man." It tells the story of Ettil, a Martian family man who refuses to participate in his planet's invasion of Earth, as he has read many of our Sci-Fi stories about the disastrous attempts to invade us. Eventually, he is forced to go along, and lands on Earth, only to find it very different than the world depicted in the magazines.
This story, while amusingly dated, was a pretty audacious condemnation on Post-war America, and seemed more overtly comical than any other Bradbury I've read. Also, it has a very different ending than the version that ended up in the collection, which alone should make you curious.
The recording can be found at this link : http://www.audible.com/pd/Sci-Fi-Fantasy/The-Concrete-Mixer-Audiobook/B00HETDFHK/ref=a_search_c4_1_1_srImg?qid=1388217409&sr=1-1
I did my best on this story, and it was an honor to be able to perform something from the Master of Science Fiction.
Thursday, December 26, 2013
Rish Performs "Trick or Treat" by Kristine Kathryn Rusch on Audible
The stories vary in length and seriousness, and this one tells of poor Spade being cajoled into babysitting on Halloween by Paladin, who seems to have an unspoken ulterior motive for shackling him with a teenager dressed as a ghost.
These tales are always filled with geeky references to fan culture, and this one can be found at this link: http://www.audible.com/pd/Mysteries-Thrillers/Trick-or-Treat-Audiobook/B00HETDOAI/ref=a_search_c4_1_2_srTtl?qid=1388217388&sr=1-2
Rish Outfield, Audiobook Lad
Saturday, December 21, 2013
The Podcast That Dares Not Speak Its Name 7: Last Minute Shopper
This one includes a Christmas story (or anti-Christmas story, if you prefer) I wrote called "Last Minute Shopper." It's fairly short and tells the tale of a reluctant venture into a mall right before the holiday. Afterward, Sir Fake Sean and I do our worst duet ever, and there's a bit of monologuing by me.
Hopefully, you'll miss these when they're gone.
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Rish Outfield, Podcaster
*Or perhaps I should say "easier," since it's a difference of maybe ten minutes either way.
Thursday, November 28, 2013
TGMG Special: The Battle Of The Ideas by B.D. Anklevich - Bootleg Edition
Remember Rish talking about the time we accidentally recorded two episodes for the same story? I think it was the post before this one. Anyway, here's the other version, the other episode. This is the version we recorded all the way back in April. If you're interested, listen to it through, and see how things changed, and how things stayed the same.
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Thursday, November 21, 2013
The Tale of Two Podcasts
So, this week, Big grabbed a spare keyboard to plug into his computer, and we tried our darnedest to get together early to catch up on podcasting. We've got a new producer who did an episode for us, so we listened to his work, and recorded something to go along with it. But most of our work was for our next show, which is written by Big, and produced by Bryan Lincoln. It's a long story, and we listened to Bryan's production of it, which is impressive as always. Then we sat down and did our usual aftershow banter to put with it. But . . .
When Big went to save the file, he got an error that there was already a file on his hard drive with that name.
It would seem that, back in April, the night we recorded that story, we also did an episode for it, thinking it would save us time. But neither Big nor I had any memory of doing that (even though, when I checked my own computer, I too had a copy of that episode from April 2nd), so it saved us no time at all.
In fact, it created something of an additional difficulty. I am loathe to throw anything away, and though Big suggested I make some sort of Doctor Mephesto hybrid of the two shows, I decided to go ahead and edit them both, and make both of them available to the listeners. The one we recorded in November will be the "Official" release that goes out on our feed and such, but the one from April will be our "Bootleg" version that, I don't know, goes out to donators, or maybe shows up on this blog page or something.
Regardless, I hope some of y'all will be happy to see that we've got a new episode coming out, and another one in the can beyond that.
Peace,
Rish Outfield, Drummer - Ank Oatfield
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Rish Performs "Very Superstitious" on Audible.com
Derek Palmer's story "Double Vision" was the first story we ran on our show, back when we didn't know that you had to do sound removal, and that making an edited mp3 of an mp3 and then saving it as an mp3 would degrade the quality. But I still like that story, and would like to do it again, if someone told me I had suddenly gained thirty extra years on my lifespan or something. We've done a couple other stories by that author, including the one everybody hated. I hope he took that better than I did.
So, here I am, doing a reading on Audible of one of his stories.
"Very Superstitious" is a story about a teenage girl, Ally, who is so out of control that her mother sends her to New Mexico* to stay with her backward, religious cousins and their strict, conservative parents. She balks at the silly rules in the household, like not watching television on Sunday, never showing their underwear, and leaving reeds outside the house so the Bice, a sort of boogeyman, will leave their daughters alone. Religious people are so stupid and backward.
Except, it turns out, that there are others in town that also believe in the Bice. Non-religious people.
I like this story a lot. It's hard to talk about this one objectively, but there were a couple of moments I found pretty friggin' scary, and if that makes me sound like a self-serving corporate tool, then I'm making progress in life.
Here's the link http://www.audible.com/pd/Teens/Very-Superstitious-Audiobook/B00FSSK6K8/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1384228938&sr=1-1 if you'd like to go over there and pick up that one, and I'd be (hestitantly) interested in your thoughts on it.
Rish Outfield, Bice Hunter
*Maybe she was from New Mexico and they sent her somewhere else, I'm not sure.
That Gets My Goat 124: The Dork World
A couple of days after ENDER'S GAME, Big and Rish got together to watch (and talk about) THOR: THE DARK WORLD. It's possible that Rish has finally found a movie with nothing to complain about.
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Sunday, November 17, 2013
That Gets My Goat 123: The Enemy's Podcast Is Down
So, instead of podcasting, Big and Rish saw ENDER'S GAME. They say a few words about it, with plenty of movie and book spoilers. Unfortunately, they neglect to talk about stuff other than the movie and book. Sorry.
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Monday, November 11, 2013
Rish Performs "The Karnikov Card" by Kristine Kathryn Rusch on Audible
Rish says these Spade stories get a bit easier to do with each one, either because of practice or familiarity. It's probable they'll end up collected in a larger book someday, and it will be interesting to see if they sell more copies due to that.
You can "Karnikov" here: http://www.audible.com/pd/Mysteries-Thrillers/The-Karnikov-Card-Audiobook/B00GC5BX5I/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1383932079&sr=1-1
Sunday, November 10, 2013
That Gets My Goat 122: The Fourteenth Night of Halloween
So, he and Rish sit down and do one extra episode of their marathon, dedicated to those who donated during the drive.
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Friday, November 8, 2013
A Couple of Rish Outfield Stories To Plug
I have been encouraged, for more 'n a year now, to share some of my stories on Smashwords, which is a website like Amazon, but dedicated solely to books and stories. As you know, it's hard for me to find the backbone to put my writing up to be judged, but I did manage to stick up a couple of my works there recently, and I guess I will now take a moment to plug a couple of them.
I thought it would be wise to put a few of my stories on there for free, especially if they had appeared before, like on my blog or a flash fiction site. However, both Dean Wesley Smith and Heath Ledger's Joker suggest that if you do something well, you never do it for free. As far as I know, only one of those two is considered insane.
TWO FREE STORIES
1. "A Slight Delay" https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/371828
For an airline passenger, an unexpected wait on the tarmac takes a turn for the strange.
I wrote this as a gag on the message boards when folks were talking about things that are and aren't scary. Much like my moth story, I tried to come up with a scenario (however bizarre) where a man in a bunny costume could be frightening.
2. "The Awful Tale of the Minnesota Diarrhea Ghost" https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/368531
In this tiny tale, Grandpa sits down his two grandsons and tells them just enough about the Minnesota Diarrhea Ghost.
This really was a joke, written in a series of IMs to try and make Big Anklevich laugh.
It did not work.
TWO UNFREE STORIES
1. "Office Visit." https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/362484
Genie and Sally are two young girls living in a small American town, not too long ago. When a new dentist moves into town, people begin to behave strangely about him, causing the girls to become suspicious. Nothing ominous could happen in their peaceful little home, could it?
This is a story I wrote a decade back, and very nearly got podcasted by a horror site in 2011. It's pretty likely it will end up airing in Full Cast on the Dunesteef soon, but here's your chance to read it first.
2. "Say Uncle." https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/376129
Uncle Cal is driving his two year old nephew around, when the boy begins speaking in full sentences. Somehow little Alex is the messenger of adult Alex, in an unpleasant future that, just maybe, can be averted.
I wrote this story earlier this year, with the express purpose of doing it on our show. Due to a number of obstacles, that has not (yet) happened, but it may still work in text, right?
Most of these stories can also be found on Amazon.com, though they (like Dean Wesley Joker) seem to have a problem with giving stories away for free. I've also put a slightly rewritten version of "On Dusty Wings" up there, trying to fix the plotholes that seemed apparent when read aloud. That's at this link: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/366914
Enjoy?
Rish Outfield, Story Peddler
Tuesday, November 5, 2013
TGMG: 13 Nights of Halloween: Outtakes
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Thursday, October 31, 2013
TGMG: 13 Nights of Halloween 13: Knights of Hallowe'en
If so, feel free--nay, more than free, feel mildly pressured--to donate to the show.
Happy Hallereen!
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Wednesday, October 30, 2013
TGMG: 13 Nights of Halloween 12: On Dusty Wings Afterward
So, somehow Rish dares show his face (or his voice, anyway) after that last show. What motivated him to write this story, and does he know how bad it is?
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Tuesday, October 29, 2013
TGMG: 13 Nights of Halloween 11: "On Dusty Wings" by Rish Outfield
As foretold by dark scripture, Rish shares another of his unscary stories, "On Dusty Wings," written uniquely for this show. Big narrates, Rish says one word. You've been warned.
One point to whomever can reveal where Rish got his title.
Two points to whomever can first name Rish's one word.
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Monday, October 28, 2013
TGMG: 13 Nights of Halloween 10: The Creeping Things
So, you know Big and Rish have a revulsion for cockroaches. But what about other bugs, insects, arachnids, crustaceans, arthropods, and creatures they don't know the proper names for?
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Sunday, October 27, 2013
TGMG: 13 Nights of Halloween 9: Ghosts of a Chance
In this installment of our daily podcast, Rish brings up the subject of ghosts. Who ain't 'fraid of them? Big tells of his belief/disbelief in ghosts, and Rish recounts his only ever ghost hunt.
For a change, only 2% of this episode is a lie. Not bad, really.
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Saturday, October 26, 2013
TGMG: 13 Nights of Halloween 8: My Daughter's Balloon's Afterward
Rish talks with Big about the story we read yesterday, "My Daughter's Balloon," and how it came about.
And then, we talk about effed-up names. Now that's scary.
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Friday, October 25, 2013
TGMG: 13 Nights of Halloween 7: "My Daughter's Balloon" by B.D. Anklevich
All right! They said it couldn't be done, but B.D. Anklevich has not only written a story, but it's recorded and ready to share with you. Its title . . .
"My Daughter's Balloon." Enjoy.
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Thursday, October 24, 2013
TGMG: 13 Nights of Halloween 6: Trick Or Treat
After yesterday's episode, Big and Rish discuss the Halloween tradition of trick or treating. Ad nauseum.
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Wednesday, October 23, 2013
TGMG: 13 Nights of Halloween 5: S***y Candy
Because you demanded it! Somebody out there suggested Rish and Big talk about . . . lousy candy. So let's.
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Tuesday, October 22, 2013
TGMG: 13 Nights of Halloween 4: Jason Statham Movies
Nothing says the Halloween season like a nice, spooky Jason Statham movie, does it?
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Monday, October 21, 2013
TGMG: 13 Nights of Halloween 3: Don't They Know It's the End of the World
Big picks the scary topic for this evening: the Apocalypse.
Please, tip your waitresses, while you still can.
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Sunday, October 20, 2013
TGMG: 13 Nights of Halloween 2: What's That Sound?
Everybody look what's goin' down.
In tonight's episode, Big and Rish will talk. Big surprise. Crickets. The noise crickets make. The other sound.
And would Big eat crickets? Mmmmm.
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Saturday, October 19, 2013
That Gets My Goat: The 13 Nights of Halloween 2013
Once upon a time, long before there was a Dunesteef (or That Gets My Goat), before Taylor Swift had ever written a song about an ex-boyfriend, Big Anklevich bought a computer. That computer is now a doddering, confused shell of what it once was, and needs to be put to pasture.
So, here we are again, with thirteen daily podcasts, hoping that it will encourage somebody like you to donate and help Big buy a new computer.
In case you were not listening last year, Rish and Big will be back each evening talking about a Halloween-related (or spooky) topic, and will present two short stories of our own making, hopefully before the 31st.
Wish us luck.
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Wednesday, October 16, 2013
That Gets My Goat 121: Agents of S.T.E.E.F.
Big and Rish discus the new Marvel Cinematic Universe-set Joss Whedon show, "Agents of SHIELD." They talk about the characters, the first two episodes, and make a special announcement about what's next.
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Sunday, October 13, 2013
The Podcast That Dares Not Speak Its Name 5: The Signalman
But, I recorded these before I ever had my Rish Outcast, so I need to release them somewhere. In this one, I perform and discuss Charles Dickens's "The Signalman." Hilarity does not ensue.
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Thursday, October 10, 2013
That Gets My Goat 120: Cruel Summer
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Friday, October 4, 2013
Rish Performs "Stomping Mad" by Kristine Kathryn Rusch on Audible.com
Check it out here: http://www.audible.com/pd/Mysteries-Thrillers/Stomping-Mad-Audiobook/B00FKGVAFI/ref=sr_1_3?qid=1380783704&sr=1-3
This is the first story Ms. Rusch wrote (or published) with the Spade character in it (back in 1997), a sort of sf convention detective who solves mysteries in the unique environment of fan conventions. This is the third of four of these stories Rish has recorded, and Ms. Rusch has apparently written a fifth one that is forthcoming. With a little energon and a lot of luck, Rish'll tackle that one too.
Rish Outfield
Monday, September 30, 2013
Big 'n Rish's Broken Mirror collection "Pretty Ugly" available for sale
The first thing available of ours to buy is a collection of two stories, in a "Pretty Ugly" package. It's the premiere installment in what we're calling our Broken Mirror Stories collection, where we each present a story with the same basic premise (not just similar to our bi-annual contest, but the inspiration for it). This one is based on the idea of an unattractive girl becoming suddenly attractive.
Big's story, "The Mirror Sometimes Lies," is about a girl at a party who meets a strange woman who changes the way people see her. The Outfield tale, "The Ugly Table," follows a couple of high school friends who observe some of their fellow students looking better than they did the day before. It also includes a little introduction (similar to this one) and an afterward by Rish Outfield (also similar to this), telling of the stories' origins and promising/threatening more.
Big uses the name B.D. Anklevich, and while Rish considered using his stage name, Zeppo the Wonder Dildo, Gino Moretto convinced him otherwise. Oh, and Gino did the cover art for us, bless his black heart.
Here be yon link: http://www.amazon.com/Pretty-Broken-Mirror-Stories-ebook/dp/B00ESYUYPU/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1377710120&sr=1-1
As before, we appreciate anybody (who wants to) buying the stories, and any encouragement or suggestions as to what to do next.
Rish n' Big, Story Peddlers
*And if it's anything like Rish's experience, it'll now be all the easier to start putting more writing up.
Saturday, September 28, 2013
TGMG 119: Why Can't You Let It Go? (featuring BATFLECK!)
Okay, last time. This is your brain. This is Rish Outfield's brain on MAN OF STEEL.
After Rish's own mother betrayed him on this, it is time to ask the titular question. Also, Big and Rish talk about Ben Affleck, the Batman this city deserves.
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Saturday, September 14, 2013
Rish Performs "The Backworlds" on Audible.com
The story ends with a pretty solid grouping of characters, all setting out together for more adventure, and I found myself disappointed to discover that was the end. Luckily, this was just the first book in a series (as they all are), and presumably, more fun is to be had.
Here's the link: http://www.audible.com/pd/Sci-Fi-Fantasy/The-Backworlds-Audiobook/B00F3JRSEE/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1379192882&sr=1-1 If this sells, you never know, Ms. Pax may ask me to narrate another. If this sells a lot, the money will be nice, but more importantly, it will prove my father wrong about me.
Rish Outfield
Sunday, September 8, 2013
That Gets My Goat 118: He's All Yours, Bounty Hunter
In response to a listener question, Big and Rish attempt to figure out why Star Wars fans love Boba Fett so much.
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Note: After this conversation, I did some reading, and the original ESB script by Leigh Brackett, featured Boba Fett much more extensively. His role was curtailed significantly when Lawrence Kasdan wrote his version.
Friday, September 6, 2013
Triple Words Scored
She has tallied the points up and compiled some kind of spreaded sheet with the scores on it. So, Big and I will have to lay this sheet out on a desk (or on a floor if it's a bedsheet rather than a sheet of paper) and look it over. When we do, we'll decide how many of the stories to run on the show, and start handing them out to producers to put together.*
I may come back here and reveal the number of stories forthcoming in this post, but I may also forget. Regardless, thanks to all the judges that read and graded the thirty-something stories, and thanks as always to Nicole, for being our long suffering submissions editor. If it weren't for you, we wouldn't have an episode for you this month.
Oh, wait a minute . . .
Rish
*If you are a producer (or a would-be producer) and would like to take one of the stories, let us know over at editor (at) dunesteef (dot) com. Remember, these are all two thousand words or less.
Sunday, September 1, 2013
What The Hell Do You Know!
Last award! And the winner for Best Speculative Fiction Story: Large Cast is....."The Road to Utopia Plain" by Rick Kennett! #ParsecAwards
— The Parsec Awards (@parsecawards) September 1, 2013
Thursday, August 29, 2013
Rish Outcast 2: Subtext
In this episode of the Outcast, I present the extended, full version of my story "Subtext," about the text messages from a dead girl's phone. It has been seen, here and there, in a 500 word edit.
Afterward, I talk about the tale, its point, and the one champion of it over the years.
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Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Worst Marathon Ever 13: Answering Listener Questions (Part III)
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Monday, August 26, 2013
Worst Marathon Ever 12: The Ever-Inspiring Fat Man
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Sunday, August 25, 2013
Worst Marathon Evah 11: Future Home of the Dunesteef
In this episode, we change it up a bit, as Big sneaks Rish into what will someday be his new house. They sit down on the floor of what will be the Dunesteef's new HQ, the currently unoccupied study, and talk about the new house.
Warning: Midnight lawnmowing.
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Saturday, August 24, 2013
Rish's story "White House Tour" in the Masters of the Macabre contest
So, as you probably know, every year I enter the "Masters of the Macabre" contest over at the Horror Addicts website. It's a short story contest wherein there’s an overall topic, and specific details given to each participant.
This is the third one I've done, and its theme was Hauntings, a subject fraught with Horror possibilities. They gave me the location of The White House, and an instruction to put An Unopened Letter From 1842 in there. It could only be ten minutes long, so I figured the tale had to be pretty simplistic. I thought I’d write about a paranormal investigator, or a ghost expert, who goes to the White House to see if there’s any truth to the haunting stories there.
I stayed up one night researching the haunting of the White House, and it turns out people way back in the 1800’s claimed to see or hear ghosts there, and various Presidents and civilians have been sighted there ever since.
But because the story had to be so short, I ignored the tale I was going to write, and simply summed up the character's backstory. As a boy of ten, he went on a White House tour, and heard about the ghostly sightings. Even that was hard to sum up in ten minutes.
I recorded the story, which I creatively called "White House Tour," and once again had my niece voice the part of a kid (I honestly don't know if that makes the listening experience better or worse, but I like it when kids are used instead of adults). Even that version ended up a couple of minutes too long, but I managed to get it (right around) the correct length.
Here's the link to the aired episode: http://horroraddicts.wordpress.com/2013/08/23/horroraddicts-net-093-masters-of-macabre-contest/
In a recent That Gets My Goat, I spoke to Big about missing the deadline for submitting this tale, and how it was the sort of stupid mistake I've made all my life, but it turns out there weren't a lot of participants in this year's contest, and they extended the deadline for a few days, so everyone could get theirs in.
Everyone, in the end, turned out to be three.
They've also included the text of the story at this link: http://horroraddicts.wordpress.com/2013/08/24/mmm-contestant-1-rish-outfield/. If you prefer to read it, there it is, all for free. All for you, Damien.
P.S. I did a lengthy write-up about this year's contest a month or two back, which you can check out on my personal blog (if you like). There I talk about the process and tell you what I really think of the story I wrote (on second thought, maybe you shouldn't check it out). In there, I said I wouldn't ask our fans to vote for me, and I'm doing the same here. But I am asking them to go over there, listen to the three stories, and have a good time. All the stories are short, and feel free to vote for your favorite. It's your right as an Earthman or woman.
Worst Marathon Ever 10: A Simply Marvelous Panel
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Friday, August 23, 2013
Rish & Big Perform "Call of the Pancake Factory" on the Drabblecast
It's part of his Lovecraft month, and tells of a representative of a very famous theme park who encounters cultists with a very unique theme park of their own. It's clever, funny, and did not go where I expected it to. It also marks the first recording we've made since Big entered his Homeless phase.*
Thanks to Norm Sherman for the invitation, and thanks to you, loyal listener of strange stories (for the invitation to crash on your couch). Check the episode out here.
I can't guarantee you'll enjoy it as much as I did, but if you don't . . . I'll refund your money.
Rish 'n Big n' A.M.
*And, it turns out, it is also the last recording we made before Rish entered his Nudist phase.
Worst Marathon Ever 9: Josh Weldon Is My Master Now
So, back to Rish talking about Comic-Con. In this episode, he preaches to the converted, telling Big how cool Joss Whedon is. And tired.
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Thursday, August 22, 2013
Worst Marathon Ever 8: Huge Ackman
Just in case you weren't already sick of these daily episodes, Rish tells Big more about his trip to Comic-Con, this time talking about Fox's Wolverine and X-men panel. And at least one bad joke is made about Hugh Jackman's unfortunate name.
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Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Rish's story "The Calling" available on Amazon.com
But all the response to my Broken Mirror story "The Calling" on the Dunesteef really encouraged me. I sat down and incorporated a couple of the suggested changes into the tale, and went ahead and listed the text for sale on Amazon.
If you heard it on the Dunesteef, it's the same story about a family that believes itself charged to slay demons in human form, but it has a change or two, including the ending. Here's the link: www.amazon.com/The-Calling-ebook/dp/B00ENMZIGC
It's my plan to do this many times, and make little collections of my stories, if I can overcome the cover art problem. And if anybody out there buys it, maybe I'll do it faster.
Rish Outfield, Aspiring Bookseller
Worst Marathon Ever 7: Answering Listener Questions (Part II)
Taking a break from the Comic-Con conversation, Big and Rish answer a couple of questions. A month or three back, Rish asked folks to send us their questions, but time ran out the last time we started to answer them.
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Tuesday, August 20, 2013
Rish Performs "Open 28 Hours" on Cast of Wonders
It tells the tale of a convenience store clerk on an obscure spacedock, and the stressful day he has, with customers of all shapes and sizes. It was quite amusing, and though it has somehow been classified as YA fiction, I'll try not to hold that against it.
Check it out here: http://www.castofwonders.org/2013/08/18/ep-91-open-28-hours-by-darin-ramsey/
Worst Marathon Ever 6: Han Solo Meets Indiana Jones (SDCC)
Uh oh, Rish went to Comic-Con again, and he can't shut up about it. Again. This time, he talks about the ENDER'S GAME panel. Big and Rish talk about their perception of the movie version versus the book version . . . and that other thing.
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Monday, August 19, 2013
Worst Marathon Ever 5: The Smells of Comic-Con
Rish had just returned from the San Diego Comic-Con, and attempted to regale Big with tales of his adventures there. Ants, sweat, and a foul stench ensues.
Warning: Screaming and explosions.
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Sunday, August 18, 2013
Worst Marathon Ever 4: Why More Why Ay?
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Saturday, August 17, 2013
Worst Marathon Ever 3: Why, Why Ay, Why?
In this next installment of Big and Rish's most awful podcast run yet, Rish continues to criticize the Y.A. book he's read, and ask the hard questions, such as "Does a love triangle make stupid people like your book?"
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Friday, August 16, 2013
Worst Marathon Ever 2: Why Why Ay?
That's "Y.A.," to you.
I this second daily episode of That Gets My Goat, Rish has questions about the Y.A. genre, and plenty of complaints.
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Thursday, August 15, 2013
Worst Marathon Ever 1: The Olaves, the Espindolas
Big and Rish kick off this marathon of That Gets My Goat episodes with Big talking about something from sports radio that really chaps his hide. Oddly, this subject will come up again and again . . . for the rest of his life.
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Wednesday, August 14, 2013
TGMG: WME
So, despite having less time than usual, Rish and Big sat down for a few hours to record a series of daily episodes. They talk about various topics, including YA books, sports talk, San Diego Comic-Con, listener questions, Big's new house, and Rish's new master. Enjoy?
Monday, August 12, 2013
Rish Performs "Pandora's Box" by Kristine Kathryn Rusch on Audible.com
And this week, a second story, "Pandora's Box," has been made available. In this one, Paladin has apparently made an impression on some crazy person, who promises to send a bomb to an SF convention, to either kill her or impress her, it's hard to say. Spade once again teams up with her to take care of the problem. It's now available for purchase at this link: http://www.audible.com/pd/ref=sr_1_2?asin=B00EILQPZ6&qid=1376584740&sr=1-2
This was a really easy read, and practically headache-free, so I went ahead and signed on for another.
I make almost nothing off these little stories. But they are well-written, uniquely geeky, and every little bit helps.
Rish Outfield, Audiobook Narrator