Sunday, February 19, 2017

That Gets My Goat 190: February?



Not long ago, Big declared February to be the month he would write every single day.  So Rish decided to do it too.  It's DuPoWriMo!



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Friday, January 13, 2017

Rish's First Audio Collection

Hey kids, currently available exclusively on Audible.com is "The Calling: The Audio Fiction of Rish Outfield Volume One."  It's a collection of a dozen or so short stories, narrated by me, and all together in one place.  It also includes a couple of irritating pieces unavailable anywhere else (I believe this was Big's idea, who used to tell me I was wasting my time when I'd write microfiction, unless, as he put it, "you put it into a story collection as a sort of bonus track").


The collection includes an Introduction and:

Stormy Weather  
A Difficult Age
The Cemetery Tale 
Lost and Found 
Brighted 
MagiClaw 
Unconventional 
Sleeptalkin' Gal 
Passing Notes 
Last Night of Freedom 
Trick 
Memory Lane 
The Calling 

 The tiny stories are in italics.

 My pal Gino Moretto created the cover for me . . . and look at that little "volume 1."  What do you think of that?   I will one day get to work on the next volume, trying to include older and brand-new recordings.

In the meantime, check it out if you get the notion.  I know you'll get to like it if you give a chance now.

 Yeah, that was from The Locomotion, what about it?

 Rish Outfield, Audio Dork

Saturday, January 7, 2017

That Gets My Goat 189: Rogue Fun


Yeah, I know it's not a good title, but NOTHING rhymes with "rogue,"* and to call it "Rogue Scum" or "Rogue None" only works with a really bad movie.

Big and Rish go see the new "Star Wars" movie as soon as it opens, and while they didn't love it as much as you did . . . well, maybe you should just listen to the episode. Spoilers abound, of course.



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*Brogue doesn't count. Unless you're Fake Sean Connery. And you're not.

Saturday, December 24, 2016

TGMG 188: Nobody's Favorite Christmas Songs

Rish asked some of our listeners to name a Christmas song they could do without ever hearing again, and he and Big talk (and sing) all about it.  It's either our best episode of the year or our worst one.  You be the judge!


Caveat 1: There's language in this one, more so than even usual.

Caveat 2: Sorry about the lateness and condition of this episode. I tried to have it done on time, but the editing program kept on crashing, even to the point where I'd open the program, and before typing a single damned thing, it would crash again. My time was running out, and the only solution I could think of was to go back to the original files, and save them over the corrupted ones, even though it meant losing most of the musical underscore and a lot of the completed editing.

And going off to the family farm for Christmas Eve meant I'd have to post the episode myself, which I don't believe has happened before. If there are any problems or major errors in the show, let Big know and we'll get it reposted the right way.

Until then, Merry Christmas. And I wasn't kidding about the salty language.


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P.S. Leslie Nielsen played Santa in ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.

Monday, December 19, 2016

The (Second) Worst Marathon Ever Episode 23: Outtakes Bonus


If you didn't get enough of Big and Rish saying stuff that shouldn't be in the regular episodes, well, you might sort of enjoy these outtakes.  Maybe.




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Sunday, December 18, 2016

The (Second) Worst Marathon Ever Episode 22


I believe this is it, kids.  We made it.  This is an extra-long episode . . . because you deserve it.*



*Don't like super-long episodes or Rish and Big talking about loving Pixar and hating Dreamworks/PDI/BlueSky?  Well, you still deserve this.



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Saturday, December 17, 2016

The (Second) Worst Marathon Ever Episode 21


Coming down to the end stretch, kids.





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