Gary Dowell over at "Far-Fetched Fables" once saved my life in Bavaria. It was actually pretty heroic, and when he tells the tale, his drinks are always free. Later I told him, slowly recovering in an undisclosed medic station underground, "If you ever need me, just ask."
Well, he asked. Here is "The Cow and the Beanstalk" by Julie Frost, a sort of fractured fairy tale involving adultery, a curse, witchcraft, little people, giants, and magic beans. It's available at THIS LINK.
Whether you like my performance or hate it, you can't say I didn't give it my all. Consider us even, Special Agent Dowell.