R080T the Racist Robot, Announcer Man the Man Who Announces, and Rish Outfield The Sexist Podcaster are proud to announce the birth of Biggie's newest child, Aloysius Bespin Anklevich, born today, 2nd of February, 2012.
Apparently, both mother and child are doing fine. The father, however, is allegedly fatter than ever.
Please send donations in lieu of flowers.
P.S. I had actually suggested "Klaatu" as a middle name, but Big thought that sounded ridiculous.