Thursday, December 27, 2012
TGMG 98: The Dan Pillsbury Situation
If you find out something about a writer's personality, does that change their work? Is it alright to continue to read their work if their political/religious/social views conflict with your own? Can you be a fan of someone's writing, separate from their opinions?
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Friday, December 7, 2012
TGMG 97: Star Wars Strikes Back
Who does Rish want to direct it? Will they end up remaking the Prequels? Will they remake everything?
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Thursday, December 6, 2012
Want To Meet Rish And Big?
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
It Dares Not Speak Its Name
But in an alternate timeline, Rish never got to come back, and continued to be annoying in a podcast of his own, a Podcast That Dares Not Speak Its Name. In that show, Rish is on his own (though often joined by Fake Sean Connery), making recommendations, reading stories and talking about them alone in his one-room apartment. A few months ago, one of those episodes surfaced in our timeline, to be shared with the regular donators of the Dunesteef. It features the story "Know When To Walk Away, Know When To Run" by--big surprise--Outfield himself.
Today, another episode has been discovered. It's on its way to those who have subscribed to donate to the show (whether monthly or quarterly), but the previous episode is here for everyone's . . . er, enjoyment?
Be warned, this show is 100% Rish Outfield (even the story was written by him). So if you hate him, you'll really hate him after this.
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Tuesday, November 27, 2012
TGMG 96: A New Hope
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Thursday, November 22, 2012
TGMG 95: Thanks For Scratching My Car, &@*%!
Check out Abbie's "The Guild of the Cowry Catchers" for more information. Warning: gay sex. Right click HERE to download the episode, select Save Link As, and save the file to your hard drive.
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Saturday, November 17, 2012
Rish reads on Pseudopod
It has a pretty terrifying premise: the crawlspace under a couple's new house appears to be haunted. But the story takes a fairly unpredictable turn, and instead of being afraid of the crawlspace, the main character seems drawn to it, almost eager to get in there among the chatty dead.
I suppose I've become spoiled, having a show as lengthy and open as I do, where I can chat with Big about the stories we read, their strengths (and very occasionally, their weaknesses), my feelings about them, and other notions they brought up in me. So I find it a bit frustrating not to be able to do so with this story as well.
But it's always an honor when somebody asks me to read or perform in one of their shows, and Pseudopod is pretty popular and well-regarded, so I imagine "Crawlspace" will introduce as many listeners to me as it will Bradbury-Carlin.
Thursday, November 15, 2012
TGMG 94: ...So Get On Your Way!
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Monday, November 12, 2012
Rish and Big on "Journey Into..."
Eager to avoid that, the two of us got to lend our voices to the newest episode of the "Journey Into..." podcast. Latham has really Marshaled his forces lately, and produced some truly impressive full-cast audio.* The latest is "Ichabod Crane: Master of the Occult," a dark sequel to Washington Irving's "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow," written by Dave Thompson, who hosts his own obscure podcast over at podcastle.org.
I get to voice the title character, who the events in Sleepy Hollow and beyond have twisted into a scratchy-voiced force to be reckoned with, bent on revenge. Big voices Hans Van Ripper, and gets to quake in fear, but doesn't really get to go nuts like I do. Also part of the production are Mat Weller as Brom Bones, little Lathams, and Renee Chambliss as a spectre.
Marshal knocks it out of the park with his production, and I wouldn't be surprised if that dude wins a Parsec Award before we do. You can find the story at http://www.journeyintopodcast.blogspot.com/2012/11/journey-50-ichabod-crane-master-of.html. Who says Halloween ends with October?
Rish "Ichabod" Outfield
*When gone are we, the last of the full-cast fiction markets he will be.
Friday, November 9, 2012
That Gets My Goat 93: Your Mountain Is Waiting...
Related Link: Oh, The Places You'll Go at Burning Man Video
Thursday, November 8, 2012
Two Rish Outfield stories for the listening
First, my ghost story "Old Man River," was recently read on the Way of the Buffalo podcast. In it, an old man comes into a convenience store on his way to a supernatural reunion, and tells his tale to the guy behind the counter.
The Round Table Podcast's Dave Robison read the story, pacing it just right, and doing an admirable old man voice. So, thanks to Hugh O'Donnell, you can hear my story over at http://wayofthebuffalopodcast.blogspot.com/2012/10/story-old-man-river-by-rish-outfield.html. Maybe you'll like it.
Second, my tale "The Visitor" was presented on the Midnight Circle horror podcast. This one has an old woman as the protagonist (for a change), who comes home to find a note from the Grim Reaper on her door.
It was read by William Macrae-Smith, and can be found at http://midnightcircle.com/the-visitor. This is the kind of podcast I'd probably have myself, if Big and I hadn't done the Dunesteef together, though my episodes would be irritatingly long (as you well know).
Besides the elderly characters in both, it just occurred to me that they both have something else in common. Of course, you'll have to listen to them to discover for yourself.
I've had something of an embarrassment of riches when it comes to my work showing up on podcasts lately, and it's been terribly encouraging.
Rish "Old Visitor" Outfield
*If you haven't heard it, it's a pretty fun story. Plus, I got to take a few minutes and polish it up for its rebroadcast, without a deadline rushing me along, so it sounds a bit better.
Monday, November 5, 2012
From Rish(a) With Love
He described the scene of riding through NYC on a borrowed bicycle, unable to enjoy his traditional Halloween, but feeling connected to normalcy (or "normalcy," since I am involved) by listening to me and Big talk about our various topics. He said we were there for him when he needed it . . . and that really made my day.
So, I quickly ran over to Fake Sean Connery's place to see if he would collaborate with me on something to thank Listener Tom. And here's the result:
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Rish Outfield (and Sir Fake Sean Connery, I guess)
Sunday, November 4, 2012
13 Nights of Halloween: Trick or . . . Trick
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Thursday, November 1, 2012
Big and Rish on the Belle Noir Podcast
Adam Gifford, friend of the show and producer of episode 132: Belief by Josh Roseman, has decided to start his own podcast to go hand in hand with his website Bete Noir. He asked us to read a story for him, and it is now available. If you'd like to hear Rish and Big act like street thugs, old junkies...along with other things, check it out here.
Also, this is episode 1 here folks. Don't end up broke and ready to jump in the river like George Bailey was. If he'd listened to Sam Wainwright when he'd said, "It's the biggest thing since radio and I'm lettin' you in on the ground floor," he'd have been so much happier than he turned out to be...right?
Listen to Belle Noir while it's still cool to do so, before they go corporate and water down their edgy sound.
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
13 Nights of Halloween: This Is The End, My Only Friend
In this one, there's a bit of a summing up, asking how to make things scarier, and...heck, I don't remember. I got really tired by the end.
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Tuesday, October 30, 2012
13 Nights of Halloween: Going Around "The Bend"
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Monday, October 29, 2012
13 Nights of Halloween 11: "The Bend"
Little did Rish know that, in the 21st Century, that story would be brought out into the light, and read on a podcast for all to hear. And mock?*
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*Only after a lot of soul searching and a bit of liquid courage did Rish agree to share this story. Let's keep the kid gloves on, mockery-wise, okay?
Sunday, October 28, 2012
13 Nights of Halloween 10: Dress You Up (In My Love)
How 'bout no costume at all?
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Saturday, October 27, 2012
13 Nights of Halloween 9: "...And Then The CHUDs Came At Me"
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Friday, October 26, 2012
13 Nights of Halloween 8: What Dreams May Come
Well, Big and Rish talk about dreams, mostly bad dreams, and other sleep-related stuff. Try not to nod off.
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Thursday, October 25, 2012
13 Nights of Halloween 7: Decorate My Love
Oh, and please pardon the unbleeped cursing. This episode was running short.
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Wednesday, October 24, 2012
13 Nights of Halloween 6: Think of the Children
Then he gets off-topic (again).
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012
13 Nights of Halloween 5: We Can Be Like They Are
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Monday, October 22, 2012
13 Nights of Halloween 4: The Anti-Butterfly
Sunday, October 21, 2012
13 Nights of Halloween 3: Music of the Night
Saturday, October 20, 2012
13 Nights of Halloween 2: 8-Legged Freak
Friday, October 19, 2012
13 Nights of Halloween 1: Make It Scarier
In this episode, Rish asks the musical question: How can you make a story scarier?
The real question is, where'd the music go? Right click HERE to download the episode, select Save Link As, and save the file to your hard drive.
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Thursday, October 18, 2012
That Gets My Goat 92: The Citizen Kane Of Commercials
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012
The Thirteen Nights are coming!
We've already recorded a couple of these, and honestly, this is going to be a disaster. But hey, that's just par for the course with me, so I don't see any reason to change our plans.
It's not too late to send us a donation as a way of encouraging us to make sure this doesn't peter out after two or three episodes. Heck, maybe Big even stuck the donation button here to make it easier.
Even if you can't donate, I hope you join us, and have a good time. You never know if this Halloween will be your last.
The Dunesteef Boys
P.S. Actually, I do know, and yes, this will be somebody's last one. Just a friendly heads up.
That Gets My Goat 91: Got Creativity?
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Friday, October 5, 2012
The 13 Nights of Halloween are coming!
Big Anklevich and I are in preparations to do a marathon of daily shows, just like we disastrously did during the month of February. We're calling it, The 13 Nights of Halloween, and we'll be doing (Bossk willing) another show each day leading up to October 31st. We'll talk about Halloween topics, like haunted houses, holiday traditions, scary music, creepy crawlies, and faulty rectal thermometers.
Most importantly, we've learned that the Emperor himself is personally overseeing the final stages of the construction of this marathon. Many Bothans died to bring us this information.
And second most importantly, we've even decided to do a story or two, as a special treat, for those who turn the show off as soon as the cast list is read.
Wait, they wouldn't even be reading this blog, would they? Okay, free chocolate chip cookies for those who bothered to read this, they're in the back, underneath the napkin dispenser.
Now, for "DuPoReMo: The Adventure Begins," we made a goal of five minute long episodes. But for this one, we're going way more ambitious, with our usual overblown epic length. So, it's gonna be some work.
If you feel like supporting us in this endeavor, toss a donation our way (something we can always use). Or mention that you're behind us all the way in the forums or the comments below. Or give me the phone number of your hot cousin, the one with really low self esteem, and even lower standards. You know the one.
We're trying hard to reward the few fans who remain with some laughs, interesting discussion, and/or embarrassing writing attempts from our youth (or, in Big's case, from tomorrow morning). Hopefully, it'll be fun (to do as well as listen to), and that, when it's all over, you're glad you came along. At least I hope you miss us when we're gone.
So, join us on the 20th. Or don't, and assume the worst (you won't be far off).

Rish Outfield
Thursday, September 27, 2012
TGMG 90: Got That Gets My Goat? (Fixed)
Monday, September 24, 2012
Hulk Interview Part 2 and Promo For Next Episode
If you DIDN'T enjoy it, well, there's still a promo for the next Dunesteef episode, produced by the mighty Bryan Lincoln.
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Thursday, September 20, 2012
That Gets My Goat 89: Look, Up in the Sky!
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Thursday, September 13, 2012
That Gets My Goat 88: Man of Schpiel
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Big and Rish hijack the "Journey Into" podcast
It turns out, he had in mind a twisted plot wherein we took over his show, pushing Marshal out of the way, and doing the whole darn thing ourselves. He gave us quite a bit of freedom, though we still had to play the episode of "Zero Hour" Marshal had picked out, one entitled "Skylab, Are You There." It featured the voices of William Shatner and Casey Kasem, which leads me to believe it was destiny that we host this particular episode.
Well, it's now been posted (dang, Marshal is good about getting episodes done on time!), and can be found at: http://journeyintopodcast.blogspot.com/2012/08/journey-42-skylab-are-you-there-with.html.
Check it out. It turned out to be surprisingly funny, and more fun than I would have guessed. I do pity the regular listener (listeners plural?) of "Journey Into..." however, if they are particular haters of Big and me, since the theme song is pretty much the only thing we don't ruin over there.
Sunday, August 19, 2012
TGMG 87: The Dark Knight: Descension
Friday, August 17, 2012
Big and Rish on "Journey Into..."
This week, he put out a story called "Red Road," by David Barr Kirtley. It's a fantasy adventure, but with talking, battling mice instead of people. To hear Marshal talk, there's a glut of anthropomorphic mice fiction in the world, but I dug it and found it pretty unique (though it did remind me of Abbie Hilton's "Cowry Catchers" novel, with its intrigue and battles between speaking animal species).
Check it out here:
http://journeyintopodcast.blogspot.com/2012/08/journey-41-red-road-by-david-barr_16.html Big and I both provided our voices for a couple of small roles, though I'd be wise not to claim the voice you hear on the show is mine.
Regardless, Marshal's got a good thing going over there in "Journey Into..." Go over and check it out. Heck, maybe Big and I will do the same sometime, and see if we can't wrest some of the control away from Count Latham.
Saturday, August 11, 2012
TGMG 86: Rise, Dark Knight, Rise!
Answer: well, you don't. Right click HERE to download the episode, select Save Link As, and save the file to your hard drive.
Sunday, August 5, 2012
TGMG 85 : Batman Versus the Elephants In the Room
Saturday, August 4, 2012
Retraction...Sort Of
This seemed a little strange to me, since I hadn't sent them a sample of "Beachcombing," but it was a really great story, so it didn't surprise me too much. I just assumed that SonnySee, who had produced the story, had sent the sample. However, talking with Sonny, we learned that he hadn't sent the sample either. I was starting to get the idea that there might be a clerical error here, and that they actually meant to nominate the story that I did send them a sample of, Jason Sanford's "The Ever-dreaming Verdict of Plagues."
I checked with them, and it turns out that was in fact what happened. Their spreadsheet had a misprint in it that hadn't been changed, and "The Ever-dreaming Verdict of Plagues" was the story that was nominated, not "Beachcombing."
So, I suppose congratulations are in order to Jason and Bryan Lincoln, who produced the two episodes that included "The Ever-dreaming Verdict of Plagues." We submitted that story because it was a very good story that had been brought to life with fantastic production elements by Bryan. It seemed our strongest entry for the Large Cast category. "Beachcombing" was a hard one to deal with. It is definitely one of our best stories...perhaps of all time. It moved me in a way that no other story we've run has. But its production caused Parsec category issues for us. Do we put it in the Small Cast category? That category is allowed to be two people or less. There's no dialog in "Beachcombing," it's just a single narrator the whole time, but there are those people we hear in the memories that the boy receives when he touches their items. If the Parsecs wanted to be sticklers, they could say that it doesn't qualify as a Small Cast entry. However, it seems to pale in comparison to the other Large Cast entries that include a...well...large cast. Because of all this, we chose "Asshat Magic Spider" as our Small Cast entry and all the handwringing proved to be for naught, because we were shut out of that category completely. Maybe we should have just sent them "Beachcombing" after all. In some other parallel universe... So, Sonny and Ray, it was factors beyond your control that kept your story out of the Parsec Awards. I hope it doesn't hurt too much to find out that you were in fact not nominated. You're winners in my book, for what that's worth.
Saturday, July 28, 2012
TGMG 84: What's Newsroom, Pussycat?
Rish reads a story on "Journey Into..."
But no, it was just that pesky element known as life again, interfering in best-laid plans. Later, Sam found a friend in Marshal3 Latham, who agreed to put it on his podcast, "Journey Into..." I believe he then turned it into a full cast production (L. Scribe Harris does the main female voice), with sound effects and music, whereas my reading was just me doing all the voices.
Well, it's finally available to listen to, over at http://journeyintopodcast.blogspot.com/2012/07/journey-33-snakehead-by-sam-schrieber.html. Marshal always does good work, and they also have some truly beautiful episode artwork, which should make up for any deficiencies in my voicework.
Check it out, especially if you eat fish on Fridays.
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Parsec Finalists
"It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs."
That's right. Han Solo is not talking about the Millenium Falcon, he's talking about the Dunesteef Audio Fiction Magazine. Here at the Dunesteef, we have less than twelve Parsecs...way less...like twelve less.
However, we do have two Parsec Award nominations. That's right, the 2012 Parsec Award Finalists have been announced, and the Dunesteef made the list.
So, we haven't been slaving over that hot microphone for nothing.
We are finalists in the Best Magazine category and also episode 118 Beachcombing by Ray Cluley is a finalist in the Best Story: Large Cast category.
So, a special congratulations to Ray Cluley who wrote such a great story, and to Sonny See who produced the episode.
We'd also like to say congrats to all the other finalists. The list includes many Dunesteef contributors like Abbie Hilton, Marshal Latham, Scribe Harris, Norm Sherman, Bryan Lincoln and probably others. Also a hearty congrats to Dave Robison and Brion Humphrey of the Roundtable Podcast with whom we passed an hour or two (or more) discussing a story idea with Renee Chambliss. Their podcast is also a finalist this year.
If you'd like to see the full list of nominees, check it out here. Maybe you can tell us if there's another podcast that has been nominated where a Dunesteef contributor also works. We want to congratulate everyone we can.
Saturday, July 21, 2012
That Gets My Goat 83: A Pixar Princess
Monday, July 16, 2012
That Gets My Goat 82: The Bear And The Bow
Monday, July 2, 2012
That Gets My Goat 81: Bad's Big Day
Saturday, June 30, 2012
Rish Outfield story on "Masters of the Macabre"
Over at Horror Addicts dot Net, they've just posted the entries in this year's "Masters of the Macabre" story contest. Like last year, they announced an overall theme, and each writer was assigned a specific subject to write about. This year, the theme was Curses, and the curse I was given was The Curse of MacBeth (or The Scottish Play).
We were to write a horror story based on our curse, and mine ended up being "The Scottish Scene," about a high school girl who, along with two friends, chooses the witch scene from that particular play to perform as a presentation for her class. The trio discover that an individual scene can be as cursed as the whole play. Hilarity ensues, yada, yada.
I don't know how great the story is. I had to cut it down from its original length, then recorded the audio, then had to cut that down once it was edited together. I asked Renee Chambliss if she'd perform the main character in the story, but she ended up performing all the female characters, and did an excellent job, with almost as little time to prepare as I had.
Horror Addicts is one of those sites where people really like their Horror, so my tale will probably seem quaint and harmless, but you are welcome to go there (http://mastersofmacabre.wordpress.com/) and listen to the entries (there are only five this time), and vote for the one you prefer.
It's nice to be given motivation to write, and I'm glad I was able to enter the contest again, and write a story I would never have written without their prompt. The best thing about not being crowned the winner would be to have the chance to participate in the contest again next year.
Rish "Maester of the Macabee" Outfield
Monday, June 25, 2012
Halt! Who Goes There?
THE THING (1982) was actually a remake of a 1954 Sci-Fi/Horror film called THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD, and all three were based on a short story by John W. Campbell called "Who Goes There?"
A while back, our buddy and all around righteous dude Clay Dugger decided to adapt that short story as an audio drama, and got a bunch of voices from the podosphere to audition for it. His intention, if I recall correctly, was to release it for Halloween, but it ended up being way too time-consuming/ambitious, and it took a great deal longer than that. Now, however, the production is ready to go, and can be found, in all its glory, at http://mustbenicestudios.podomatic.com/entry/2012-06-24T23_00_00-07_00
Rish does the voice of Connant, who is a religious man, eager to give acknowledge God in all things. But when he sees the ugliness of the recovered alien, he amusingly says that evolution can take the credit for this one.
The production, like the original short story, is much closer to the 1982 John Carpenter film than the other two. But Clay worked really hard on it, and it's a totally unique and interesting experience to hear it in audio, with all the advantages (and challenges) that medium holds.
Check it out, 'cause who knows how long this file will stick around? And who knows which one of you is really who they say they are?
Saturday, June 23, 2012
That Gets My Goat 80: Tag Team

Come along sometime, why don't you? Right click HERE to download the episode, select Save Link As, and save the file to your hard drive.